Right... so I've been told to write 'My story'.  This seems like added pressure to running in a marathon. I'll let you down gently early on: I'm no Hemmingway and even if i was, the material with what i'm expected to whip up a narrative is not fascinating enough for a storyline. If you'd like to see the pain i'm suffering for your money, please follow my blog, A Modern Nightmare:

 http://hairymoonstone.blogspot.com/

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