Hello my friends,contacts,Romans and countryman,
Excuse the thinly disguised begging letter!
Sponsor me PLEASE so I don't look like a complete failure at this....and if you want to watch me jump off the top of the building in Kensington High Street I'll try and make it look good for you....
It's obviously a good cause.
This is a safe way of donating.
We only give your credit card details to Nigerian Princes with investment schemes on offer but that's ok isn't it?
Thankyou for sponsoring me(and triple bollocks to you if you didn't...Ha!Ha!)
Mike
