I have wasted much of my life in and around Goodison Park but now I am going there to do something useful.

On Sunday the 18th April 2010 I am travelling from the Top Balcony to the Bullens Road by zip wire and I want sponsoring for this death defying trick - if I die you still have to pay.

All money is going to the Clatterbridge Centre for Oncology, I am sure that many of you know someone who has benefitted from their care at some point in their lives so please please please dig deep.

Please be assured that even though Everton are near to Charity status themselves, they will not receive a single penny from this event, so all you kopites can still sponsor me.

Thanks for reading

Nick