THIS ISN'T A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

As many of you may know, I love eating meat. I always have. In fact i dont think a day has gone by since I was born where i havent eaten meat. I also love seafood- a lot. I dislike vegetables and only eat them because my mum makes me. Also I dont think there's such thing as a Chinese vegetarian.

I'm raising money for orphans in Malawi who do not have enough food and basic necessities.

http://www.fromscotland.org.uk/main/page_from_home.html

Our fundraising so far has enabled us to improve the lives of the people in several villages in the Chikwawa area in the south of Malawi. All the money we raise is used by Dr Tracy Morse, who is the project manager of the Scotland Malawi Partnership to provide many of the basic necessities required to help save lives and improve the quality of life for the villagers but especially for the many orphans

So no meat or seafood for 1 month! Guys, i dont know what will happen? Strange things could happen to my body... I might even grow taller! ive checked with my nutritionist who assures me i can do it. She was also my seafood trail buddy and bets me £20 i cant last 2 weeks. Surely if i make it to 1 month shes gotta donate £40!

I'm starting on 26th November so my next proper meal will be 25th December - Christmas day turkey! I cant really think of a more fitting meal!

I've yet to tell my parents about this because they will probably think im turning hindu or something.

Please sponsor me because this is probably the hardest things I've had to do in my life and its my first real fundraising for charity since my sponsored silence in year 7. I'm sure you guys will enjoy seeing me struggle for a month! It's for a good cause too lets please be generous! PwC will match up to £250 so please be generous as your donation may count double!

I will also need help from you guys to tell me what to eat. Prem has recommended http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mock_duck