<p>Hello you gorgeous human being. &nbsp;Have you lost weight?</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>As you all know, making a twat of myself is my lot in life so I thought I might as well do it publically. &nbsp;On the 21st July 2012 I shall be taking part in the Rowcroft 5 mile sleepwalk with thousands of other women dressed in their pyjamas on a Saturday night.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Not scary enough? &nbsp;How about the fact that yours truly for just a few pennies is willing to do this walk in WONDER WOMAN PYJAMAS? &nbsp;Oh yes, this will really attract the drunks of Torquay baby! &nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>So dig deep and sponsor me. &nbsp;You know it makes sense. &nbsp;You know you want me channeling Linda Evans and getting suspect looks.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>If that is not incentive enough, A mystery prize will be awarded to whoever makes the biggest donation. &nbsp;Trust me, it's a damn good one too. &nbsp;It will be very hard to part with.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>Oh and when you donate, tick the box marked "Gift aid". &nbsp;It costs you nothing but makes Cameron fork over the VAT to Rowcroft. &nbsp;He doesn't need it. &nbsp;It will just mean less M&amp;S veg for him.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>