I am not a marathon runner. It is unlikely that I will swim the English Channel. The thought of me cycling from Lands End to John o' Groats is questionable. What I am good at is drinking, and the reason I decided to take part in Cancer Research's Dryathlon is that it's a feat of endurance that I can (hopefully) pull off. I'd love for you to donate whatever you can. 

 

No this isn't because I drank too much on New Year's Eve, you old joker you.