Yup – we bet you can’t guess what this act are going to be singing?! Fresh from stage school and a ground breaking performance of Boogie Nights (the musical, not the ever so slightly inappropriate Mark Whalberg movie) at the [Sheffield] Montgomery, the girls from the Nabarro real estate team are going to rock you like a chair with some sweet soulful music! Step aside boy bands and make way for Really Tina Mix!!

As part of Dave “Matty” Mathieson’s evidence gathering exercise, we can confirm that Mr Hendry is also guilty as charged in “persuading” us to step up to the mic for this one-off performance! Ben, you might have been wearing high-waisted trousers at the time but you are no Simon Cowell although judging from that poster of Tulisa on your office wall, you might have some design on us being your “Little Muffins” – we’re most certainly are not and never will be! That being said we are very much looking forward to performing on the night and are proud to be supporting the superb Sheffield Children’s Hospital - please sponsor and support us for this amazing cause!

The band members are:

Safia Hussain: Saf intends to become Lara Croft after completing the S Factor, travelling around the world as an archaeologist-adventurer...watch out South America, she’s coming for you!

Katie “I tap dance in my sleep on the heads of goblins” Hatch: The Hutch is a proud star of Boogie Nights, Katie intends to use S Factor as a platform to play Michael Flatly in the upcoming musical  “River Dance: the Untold Story”.

Amy “yup, I pretty much only just joined Nabarro and was told this would be career enhancing” Smith:  Amy plans on booking herself into therapy once this ordeal is over.

Joanna “I so should have gone solo and left these losers behind” Simpson:  enough said.

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