Hi, Sherlock & I are joining forces to raise a few pennies for comic relief.

£1 or more will buy you a personal limerick or haiku about yourself or the subject of your choice - published on @scriblit or my livejournal, depending on how we know one another. Please state poem type/subject preference.

For £2 or more I will draw you a terrible picture of your choosing & again post it to the @scriblit account or my LJ.

For a minimum donation of £5, @cumberholmes will embark on a mystery, adventure or misadventure of your choice, over the next couple of weeks (although he won't be killing off any other characters or doing anything major to any other characters without their player's permission!) I hasten to add that the @cumberholmes account & the RP around it is an affectionate, postmodern parody of the BBC's 'Sherlock' (which, it may shock you to discover, I had no part in making),I've never made a penny out of it & all money donated in return for a cumberholmes adventure will go to Comic Relief & not to me.

And my offer to all celebrities still stands... in fact, I'm cutting the asking donation in half & letting you people off re the cakes. Serious offer. £50 donation from any celebrity & I will follow them on Twitter. Indefinitely. Even ones I don't think are very good. The dance to the Panorama tune's optional.

Donating through JustGiving is simple, fast and totally secure. Your details are safe with JustGiving – they’ll never sell them on or send unwanted emails. Once you donate, they’ll send your money directly to the charity and make sure Gift Aid is reclaimed on every eligible donation by a UK taxpayer. So it’s the most efficient way to donate - I raise more, whilst saving time and cutting costs for the charity.

So please dig deep and donate now.