lONG AGO!!!!! there was born a child, with extraoridinary ambition and a dream that would not be denied.....he wished to FLY!!!!!

 

Sadly this childs wish would never come to fruition because as this child of destiny soon came to discover, humans can't fly and no amount of throwing yourself from windows, trees and high rise buildings is going to change that.

This child, like many others suffers from "Realising your dream is codswallop ittis" and till recently there was no cure and children everywhere wouldve been destined to spend endless weekends in A&E due to failed attempts at levitation.

But YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!!!!!!!!

For a small monatary donation, you can pay for people like this to be forcably thrown from a plane, with the hopes that such a fear of heights will be instilled in them, they'll have difficulties looking up!!!!

It really is the only way :)