Firstly and most obviously I don't want to die but sadly I'm going to. When I do die I've got two things to worry about and that is whether I'm going to Hell or whether I'm going to Heaven, I think I'm going to Hell. The thing is, I, like most comics, am looking for redemption and this seemed like a good oppurtunity to redeem myself. Alas, I've just realised that it takes a selfless act of pure altruism and kindness to achieve this which defeats the object completely, and I'm not getting paid, so It's a lose lose situation. I am looking for anyone who can spot a loophole so it's not all in vain. What about the little African children I hear you cry?Just read this message from the beginning again in case you missed something ;-)

Thank you

Steve Harris xxx