And now for something completely different!

I am not running a marathon - as if I could!

I am not throwing myself out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft - once was enough!

And I am certainly not bungee jumping!

I am however going to New York - on a motor bike - via Siberia

20,000 miles in four months so please sponsor me to finish this epic trip which starts at the Ace Cafe on the North Circular Road on June 4th and ends in NY on September 25th. See the website www.clivesworldbiketour.com for more details on the bike and the route which I will be updating as I go the "Long Way Round".

SOS Children's Villages have an operation in Mongolia which I will be going through in August and will be meeting the people involved and the children. Those of you who have seen Charley and Ewan's documentary will remember the kids living in tunnels under the road in Ulaanbataar and anything we can do help them get a proper roof over their heads would be marvellous so let's be having your money...please! If you want your logo on the bike give me a bell.

Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It’s also the most efficient way to sponsor me: SOS Children's Villages gets your money faster and, if you’re a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation.

So please sponsor me now!