After steaming through last year's event, achieving local press coverage, a brief critique by the BBC and international stardom as the official caption competition photo, I will be flattening more linen this year in THE RETURN OF THE IRON MAN...

All necessary equipment will be carried including an iron, an ironing board, a 4-way power bar and ample supply of creased garments. Feel free to bring additional garments to stretch my de-creasing ability. I hope to will see many of you on the day.

In the meantime, please sponsor my housekeeping to help me raise money for Little Havens Children's Hospice.

Thank you! Must press on...

The Iron Man (Greg)