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Hi all thanks taking a peek at my page.
If any of you have watched the channel four documentary about africa's "witch" children you will know why i'm doing this.
If you haven't then you have been spared the sight of seeing some of the most evil acts that humankind is capable of.
Anyway it has inspired me to do something.
I am going to lose weight.
tonight i weigh in at 13 stone 8 lbs....the only overweight bird known to man to take up running and put on weight due to using it as a license to eat. Lard.
So this is my pledge to lose 3 stone. Not for me cos i've been doing that for 20 years and i'm still a greedy cow, but for this charity that i think is doing excellent, brave work with issues that we don't even want to know about cos it's just too horrible.
If i raise a quid, great. If i raise awareness, even better. If I look well fit by summer -sorry i'm spoken for by the technical director of this page Mr Lardamore who's on nights but when he's here he will upload a particularly lardarse photo of me for your delectation.
If any of you have watched the channel four documentary about africa's "witch" children you will know why i'm doing this.
If you haven't then you have been spared the sight of seeing some of the most evil acts that humankind is capable of.
Anyway it has inspired me to do something.
I am going to lose weight.
tonight i weigh in at 13 stone 8 lbs....the only overweight bird known to man to take up running and put on weight due to using it as a license to eat. Lard.
So this is my pledge to lose 3 stone. Not for me cos i've been doing that for 20 years and i'm still a greedy cow, but for this charity that i think is doing excellent, brave work with issues that we don't even want to know about cos it's just too horrible.
If i raise a quid, great. If i raise awareness, even better. If I look well fit by summer -sorry i'm spoken for by the technical director of this page Mr Lardamore who's on nights but when he's here he will upload a particularly lardarse photo of me for your delectation.