***TARGET REACHED - MANY, MANY THANKS. I'M ALL OUT OF INSULTS BUT KEEP GIVING TO COMIC RELIEF!***

 

 

Hello. Diana here.

It's simple - donate a fiver to Comic Relief and I'll tweet you an insult on Twitter. The insult might be related to your personal appearance or any information about yourself that you've given up on Twitter. It'll probably include some swearing.

Once you've made your donation, let me know your Twitter ID in the message bit on here and I'll get back to you on Twitter with some scathing words - possibly when I'm drunk. If you'd like to get an insult for someone else, let me know THEIR Twitter ID and I'll give them both barrels instead.

Come on - let's raise some dough for those kids with the eye patches and the ones that have got one leg longer than the other. And all the rest. Come on!

IMPORTANT: if you donate less than £5.00, you won't get an insult - I did loads of other charity work when I was down there before and I'm supposed to be retired now so I'm not putting myself out for tuppences or tightarses.