Please support me (emotionally) during January when I will dodging booze and finding new ways of wasting my free time. You probably didn’t notice I tried growing a tash during November (I didn’t) and subsequently I’ve been very jealous of all the men walking round with furry faces doing good; the moustachioed heroes.

Cancer Research is a fabulous charity, we all know someone who has been diagnosed, it happens all the time. I trust they are using all the proper sciences to stop bloody cancer from ruining our amazing quick little flash in history and short of donating a few conical flasks I could rob from a high school, I’m gonna try and raise a bit of money by abstaining from the sauce!

I’ll keep you all updated about my misadventures, for example what is the drunk text without the drunk? And how many lime sodas can a human drink before they explode from a build up of gas?

Thank you for reading and supporting this fantastic cause in any way you can. xxxx

Wait, there’s alcohol in cocktails??!?!!