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Page creator: Frank Williams
Event: Help for Heroes - The Big Battlefield Bike Ride
Event Date: 1st Jun 2008
Team Members: Just 47 Minute Frank
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About our charity : Help for Heroes Help for Heroes
Help for Heroes supports our wounded. Help for Heroes provides practical direct support to those servicemen and women wounded in the line of duty in the current conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Charity Registration No 1120920
Fundraising target:  £5,000.00
Our donations to date :  £ 1,591.22
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Our personal message:

Greetings,

If you’re reading this message then you know what this is all about. The money I’m trying to raise is just for all the poor buggers; Bootneck, Pongo, Matelot and Crab who came back from Operations in a different condition than when they went out. I myself came back from Afghanistan with bits missing, in my case it was mostly cosmetic (some of my ‘friends’ suggest that I’ve actually improved in the looks department), unfortunately some others weren’t as lucky as me. Therefore if we can raise money to help them have a better standard of living then we can help in some small way, because sure as sh*t the Govt aren’t.

I shall attempt to update this message as and when I can, however I should warn you that I am a complete IT biff, as can be seen from the message at the top of this page. I’m not actually taking part in the Big Battlefield Bike Ride, but rather the Great British Hero Ride which arrives in London on Sun I June 08. I intend to get there on my own unsupported bike ride from Plymouth to London.

On Sun 25 May I attempt the Plymouth Half Marathon and on Tue 27 May I commence the bike ride; stopping at Commando Training Centre RM, Royal Naval Air Station Yeovilton and DLO Andover, putting my expensive military training to good use and adapting, improvising and overcoming the problem of where to lay my weary head (and indeed buttocks) on the fourth night. The exact distance is still something of a mystery as I’m avoiding major A-roads, hand railing them whenever possible. Once I’ve pinned down an exact route I’ll publish it and you can all laugh.

In the meantime, dig deep and many thanks for any contribution

47 Minute Frank Williams RM

PS The following is a part copy of the poster produced to publicise this attempt. (No Pics)

Sgt ‘47 Minute’ Frank Williams RM stupidly, he was probably drunk when he thought of it, has decided to run the Plymouth Half Marathon on Sun 25th May 08. For those of you who know him, that in itself is an act of incredible stupidity, however he has decided to climb through these heights to an even greater idiocy, and commit himself to a solo bicycle ride from Plymouth to London on Tue 27 May, H4H call this one The Great British Hero Ride. The idea is that this will take four days, stopping at CTCRM, RNAS Yeovilton, DLO Andover and any where else along the route that has sympathy for his old and knackered bones, culminating in an FRV, Sun 1 Jun, at Whitehall with 3000 other cyclists who in turn are supporting the Big Battlefield Bike Ride‘s return.

In the Artillery Pub is a collection box, to that end, any spare cash you have, especially on a payday Friday, put it in the saddle bag on the bar, Mark or Belinda will point it out, next time you get cash back, get an extra fiver and bang it in the box, come on you know its worth it! Everything raised goes direct to H4H and the bonus is the Govt don’t get their greedy mitts on it!

If you want to donate direct to the Charity a web site has been set up at:

http://www.justgiving.com/fortysevenminutefrank

Any further interest in the Charity can be found at:

http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/

(If anyone is curious as to why 47 Minute Frank, ask Csgt Jase Burns RM, or the RSM!)

 

Just remember, ‘I’m too old for this sh*t!’

Our online fundraisers to date:
Display Name Date Amount Tax Bonus  Comment
Nathan Bibey 11/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64  
'appy gilmore 10/05/2008 £40.00 £11.28 Frank? Taking it in the arse again for the lads?!!!! Good luck to you and the team mate.  
John, Sarah Scott 09/05/2008 £100.00 £28.21 Hopin u have a gel seat- Much Encouragement being sent 2 U from us Scotties in Sussex..! x 
Bagsy Baker 08/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64 All the best, rab you can afford more!! 
Anonymous 08/05/2008 £200.00 £56.41 Thank You for your efforts for our boys and girls who come back injured;they are the real heroes! Good luck! 
tony i 06/05/2008 £25.00 £7.05 Rabbaroo, if you double your measley tenner i will double mine! Go on you know you want to! 
Jack Prime 06/05/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Good luck 
Adge & Thomas Davies (TRIPOD's Clan) 06/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Total admiration Frank, hope to see you if you swing past Wilton. Love Mrs Davies...... 
Shirley Temple 06/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64  
Nick Johnson 05/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Good luck Royal, There's a Honda Superblackbird in the garage here you can have, if it would makes it easier :0) Good luck and all the best. 
Si Cherrett 05/05/2008 £30.00 £8.46 right Shazell now f**k off, Frank, good on ya mate, all the best and hope to see you soon 
Dodgy Paddy 05/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Whad about yee, our Francis! I hope your ears turn into ar*e holes and you poo all over your back!!! 
Brian Buckingham 05/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Good luck Frank, there's a hot cup of tea and some piss-taking waiting for you at Andover. 
voicey 05/05/2008 £10.00 £2.82 good effort  
Taylor 02/05/2008 £200.00 £56.41 We know you're too old. Now quit your whining and get on yer bike! Its a big challenge and a worthy cause - best of luck :o) 
GWAR Pressure Gp 02/05/2008 £6.22 £1.75 Rab, have you have been released from your penance? For input yes, however with your poor waffling ref ethnic ID, its 'titian', idiot! Donate more!!! 
Leatherneck & Dawn 01/05/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Wish it was more, hope it helps. 
Rab 'Titear*e' McGrath 01/05/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Peer pressure is an effective tool. God Bless you Francis.....enough of the bullying..it's not Ginger 'light velvet chestnut with a hint of teasion'! 
Pressure the GWAR 01/05/2008 £36.00 £10.15 *Rab McGrath* , get ya hans up ya tite a**s, u can tell ur a tight ginger jock, best ya give Frank sum more coin frm ur pop star wages...*Rab McGrath* 
Rebecca G 01/05/2008 £15.00 £4.23 Thank another injured bootneck (and Mike James) for this one.  
McArdles 30/04/2008 £30.00 £8.46 Presume the tache will act as wings to stablilise the bike whilst maintaining your speed!! Must make sure bike is adapted to hold 9 bottles of wine  
Dave Austin 30/04/2008 £30.00 £8.46 Francis James, I don't know how you do it but then again I've always wondered that!! No road hogging and stay safe.. 
Darrell Tripod Davies 30/04/2008 £69.00 £19.46 Mate swing by Land at Klokke Nee so we can compare the Brothers, Loves ya mate but not like the GQMS and his rogue gene! 
Danny Davidson 30/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Frank, this'll pay for the covert taxi en route 
Lisa Roberts 29/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Have fun and please dom't come back with a dodgy tash 
Fat boy & Family 29/04/2008 £100.00 n/a away Hetty away take the foundling prince child and make haste to the old dart. Beware the dark riders and may your poor posteria warrant a peerage. 
Paddy Anderson 28/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 All the Best Pot Mov....Stay Safe & Good Luck Gumbo :) 
Chris Phillips 25/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Top bloke is our Frank, good luck with the 'Farmer Giles' !! 
Denise Hamilton 25/04/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Francis James, Best of luck you a damn sight braver than i would be, hope it goes well i will get Jules to keep informed of your progress!!! Dennis x 
Fraser 24/04/2008 £25.00 £7.05 Good luck!! 
Harry Thomsett 24/04/2008 £35.00 £9.87 Sgt Williams, good luck for the 1/2 marathon and the bike ride. Is it true your manhood was shot off? 
Alun Harwood 24/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Frank, good luck my friend. Inspirational stuff! 
Tricia (Jez's office Mum) 24/04/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Good Luck & Well Done - our Charity Tuck Shop is donating £50.00 to you as well. 
Robbo 23/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 Can't believe that Rab only sponsored you £10. Especially after all the money he got in Norway! Tight Wad. Good luck mate, no taxi rides! 
Rab 23/04/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Love you 
Mike "Binky" Rudd 22/04/2008 £100.00 £28.21 Nice one Humpy, I can only imagine with glee just how sore your arse is going to be!!!!! 
Mark Savory 22/04/2008 £50.00 £14.10 Frank Mate! look forward to hearing about the dit on this one 
Tommo 22/04/2008 £50.00 £14.10 Frank no one liners as this is serious stuff good luck an I hope you excede your target 
ivan 22/04/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Go for it Frank, all the best M8...! 
Uncle Frank (Twin) 22/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 You're too old for this sh*t! 
Jez Shazell 21/04/2008 £50.00 £14.10 Francis James...Nice one kemosabi, i aint oiling up your sore buttocks on a daily basis like you begged!!! 
Carl Moen 21/04/2008 £20.00 £5.64 very very dangerous Rafiki!!!! 
Rick Hall 21/04/2008 £10.00 £2.82 Good effort Frank - see you at Whitehall...and check out my page!! 
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*Total donated online: £1,591.22
Amount raised offline: £0.00
Plus Justgiving has reclaimed Gift Aid of: £420.60
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