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To raise awareness and funds for Ormiston Families’ valuable work with children and families, I will be arrested on 5th March at Norwich Crown Court for the heinous crime of "being in possession of a controlled liquid, namely whisky, which I then continued to supply to friends" (a travesty of justice, of course) and jailed until I can raise the required bail.
Please help me escape by donating to this very worthy cause.
You can of course ask for my period of detention to be extended! The more you donate, the longer or - friends, please - the shorter the period I'm in custody.