I am to be detained for walking on the grass as Wicksteed Park!

This is clearly a trumped up charged as the park was one of the first in the country where walking on the grass was actually encouraged. Before that, parks were very formal affairs where people had to keep to the path.

I will be detained behind bars by the police so to secure my release I need to raise bail of at least £999. Those of you who would like to see me released can help by making a donation. 

The money raised will go the Cransley Hospice Trust, a wonderful organisation based in Kettering that provides care for patients with a life-limiting illness who need the specialist help of hospice care.

I am proud to be supporting such a wonderful organisation and hope you will support me and not leave me locked up for too long!

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