Buglers.

This is your chance to avoid eternal damnation and/or feelings of very mild regret. Please donate all, or some, of your money to Bliss, in recognition of the heroic feats of almost supernatural athleticism performed by my two bits of offspring in conquering the obstacle course at their nursery school.  There has seldom been a more awesome display of sibling sporting magnificence, at least since Mickey Strompette threw his javelin-shaped brother Pointy Pete 91.23 metres to win the 1948 Olympic gold.

To the left on this page, there are some photos of the Zaltzkids in obstacle-defeating action.

Apologies again for the unavailability of the 10p donation this year. Just Giving as a minimum donation of £2. So your choices are:

(a) Gang up with 19 other Buglers to give a collective £2 between you;

(b) Give £2, but view that as credit, allowing you not to give anything to the next 19 Bugle fundraising spectaculars;

(c) Give £2, or more than £2 if you want to feel especially pleased with yourself for the rest of your life.

Thanking you in advance.

Andy Z