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<p><strong><span style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; background-color: #ffffff; color: #000000;">You know what we think of when we think of Men’s Health? We don’t think of gym work, broccoli and protein. We don’t think of glossy magazines with random dudes with killer abs. We think of the Wall of Fame. We think of 10k of mud-soaked running. We think of Survival of the Fittest. <br>This year, November 12th, Jack Stevens and Stephen Hall are tackling this ‘suicide run’ in Battersea and we’re doing it for charity. Harlington Hospice provides palliative care for people with incurable disease, and it does so only because of volunteers and because of the donations that people like you make. It takes just a few minutes to make a small contribution, but each contribution makes a huge difference. <br><br>Ok, lets meet these two reckless individuals*.<br>*stats may or may not be entirely accurate <br>Name: Thomas Jack Stevens<br>Age: 23<br>Height: 6ft2 ¾<br>Weight: 18stone 4lbs<br>Bodyfat: 0.3%<br>Occupation: Teacher<br>Other: Jack has sculpted his already excessive training and gym work schedule to make him tailor-made to tackle this course. His speed, agility, and months of dedication deserve your endorsement and encouragement. He is taking this seriously, and he wants you to take him seriously too. Sponsor him. <br><br>Name: Stephen Anthony Hall<br>Age: 24<br>Height: 6ft3 (just enough taller than Jack Stevens to make no difference whatsoever)<br>Weight: 7st 2lbs<br>Bodyfat: 65%<br>Occupation: BBC things<br>Other: Stephen has deliberately abused his body over the last few months to make him in peak physical condition to do nothing other than sit and glance at the TV. He is not ready for this course, and will not remotely be ready come 12th November. He will struggle and bleed. He deserves your pity, your laughs, and your endorsement. <br><br>Together, Steve and Stevens believe they have covered a pretty good variety of reasons to be sponsored. If you would like to find out more about the hospice, please have a look at their website;<br><a style="cursor: pointer; color: #3b5998; text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.harlingtonhospice.org/Harlington">http://www.harlingtonhospice.org/Harlington</a><br>And if you want to get a better idea of what ridiculous obstacles are in store for these foolhardy gents, or to come down and lend your support, have a gander at the Men’s Health page. <br><a style="cursor: pointer; color: #3b5998; text-decoration: none;" href="http://www.mhsurvival.co.uk/page63.asp">http://www.mhsurvival.co.uk/page63.asp</a><br><br>Thank you for taking the time to read this, and thank you in advance for your contributions.<br><br>Jack and Steve</span></strong></p>