Once, a few weeks ago now, I sat down to compose a heartfelt and compelling piece for this part of the page. It was great, it talked about deaf children, the beauty of BSL, the sorts of difficulties that being deaf can sometimes lead to, and so on - and it was all, well, dead poetic and that.

However, one day, the evil website fairy came along and knackered up the site, deleting all my hard work and leaving this part blank.

So, thank you for visiting my page and thinking about sponsoring me. Imagine that you are now reading an extremely compelling piece of prose about how your soul will be saved if you chuck a few quid this way.

I thank you.