To travel 45 miles in a car or a train is nothing. You probably do it all the time. Piece of piddle. However, to RUN 45 miles is frickin' stupid. Enter Jimmi D Nicholls. Jimmi D Nicholls is frickin' stupid. He does however, have some attributes. Calves of steel. Thighs of titanium. Lungs like hot air balloons. These will stand him in good stead as he embarks on his ridiculous summer running schedule.

Donate some money to Leonard Cheshire Disability or Jimmi will run after you with the relentless determination of T1000 chasing John Connor. Then he'll put a metal spike through your eye. Or something.

May - Bupa 10k run

June - Longest Parkrun - 6 x 5k races completed (23mile total for day)

July - Fairlands Valley Multi-Terrain Ultramarathon - 50K (31 miles) run

August - TriTogether Sprint Triathlon - 400m swim, 15k cycle, 5k run

September - Beauty & The Beast Trail Half Marathon - 21k (13.1miles)

October - Cardiff Half - 21k (13.1miles)

November - Brecon Beacons Ultramarathon - 74k (46miles)