Super Kannan's fragile knees and pounding ever quicker

If you heard them grating though you'll feel even sicker

Risking all to raise some dosh, despite a dodgy ticker

He's running in The Marathon a.k.a The Snicker!

                    OR

Doh! Its near, its really near!

Raise, I've got to raise some cash!

Me? I'm running the marathon,

Far, a long long way to dash!

So, I'm asking for your aid,

Large, I want a large amount,

Tea? I'm drinking lucozade!

But I really want your dough, dough , dough, dough.