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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Marcus Taverner QC (Lead guitar) - Marcus met up with a few colleagues a couple of years ago and bought a new guitar. Left handed lead guitarist with a penchant for long rambling riffs. His proposal for using the entire slot for his guitar solo was - after a small scuffle and what he considered to be the unnecessary use of abusive language and grappling - vetoed, unanimously by the rest of the band.</strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Oliver Goldsmith (Drums) - Ollie started drumming aged 2 using wooden spoons and pots and pans in his Nan's kitchen. He has now progressed to a real drum kit with real sticks. "He sounded better on the pots and pans" a listener commented.</strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Christopher Sunderland (Vocals) - Chris has never sung before. Chris cannot sing. He likes music, and in particular live music, but he lost the coin toss so is singing. Even though he cannot sing. Marcus and Paul said he had to sing. So he is.</strong></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><strong>Paul Cooklin (Bass guitar) - Paul’s ambition, prior to becoming Counsel’s Clerk was to be a drummer. But the complete lack of natural rhythm meant that wasn’t a suitable path to follow. That, and he got a bass guitar for Christmas, so was promptly recruited into the band.)</strong></p>
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