Now then,

I'm running a fair distance soon and for some reason I'd like you lovely people to give some cash to Radio Lollipop to compensate me for the torture I'm about to put myself through. It's not a fair trade, I know, but you may just get a few laughs for your pounds as I'm running this thing in a giant lollipop suit. Plus, all the cash raised will go towards providing care, comfort, and entertainment for sick children at Great Ormond Street and Evelina Childrens' Hospitals at the most boring times of a child's day. If you're still not convinced that you should part with your hard earned cash, just think of the look on those sick kids' faces when I tell them they can't make face masks coz YOU wouldn't give us any cash to buy the necessaries. Then, think about what your mum would say if she found out you took their toys away. Meanie!

Thank you,

The Juan and Only