Ok so last year I raised £232 I'd love to beat it this year and hope you can all help out so...

SPONSOR ME NOW!!

OK maybe a bit harsh, but yes I’m forfeiting a Saturday night out binge drinking, the compulsory Sunday morning hangover and 3 hour Hollyoaks omnibus by doing the 2009 London to Brighton Bike ride of the 21st June.

56 miles (90 km) with 27,000 other suckers (never mind the 4am start!) all in the name of chari-tttttttttyyyyyyy.

Now I’m not gonna do the usual “I’m so unfit and need your money blah blah blah” seriously think of yourself here...!

Think of it as an investment for your future. We all love Colonel Sanders secret blend of 11 Herbs and Spices but whether it’s KFC or the rest of the junk we gorge our bodies on now we’re slowly clogging up our arteries and heart. This isn’t just for ‘chari-tttttyyy’ its like putting money in the bank for when you’re old and your heart is crap. So “invest” now, put your donation to a good cause and sponsor me. You'll get a better return than any of the crappy rates banks are offering in this time of credit cruch/economic downturn

Donating through this site is simple, fast and totally secure. It is also the most efficient way to sponsor me: British Heart Foundation will receive your money faster and, if you are a UK taxpayer, an extra 28% in tax will be added to your gift at no cost to you.

So please sponsor me now!

Many thanks for your support.

Neil "Deadmeat / Washout" Anderson

P.S If anyone knows an inventor who can create a mini-engine the size of a postage stamp that is silent and can power a bike about 56 miles without a fuel stop please get in contact in the next week, its getting desperate… - you can ignore this bit now, after doing it once all I want to do now is complete it again without feeling like I'm going to die :) - its not supposed to be a race!