Thank you for visiting my fundraising page.

My dad's friend set this page up so cats like me could get looked after. I couldn't do it because I am a cat. They looked after me and sent me and my mum to live with Paul and Gill. I don't like my dad's friend and used to wee wee in his scrubber when my dad was fettling with it. And once I pooped in his counterlung.

Without Cats Protection I would have been dumped in a canal so get your hands in your pockets or your equipment could be next. Now I'm off to lick my bum.

Thankyou

Mr Smudge.