Kids,
I'm not fit enough to run a marathon.
I don't have the time to climb Kilimanjaro.
I've no skills which charities really need,
But even I can manage to fall off a building!

The RNIB do a huge amount of good work, and I'm happy to risk my life* for them in this event. It would be lovely if you could spare a few quid. Thanks in advance, Oli *Risk of death is minimal, though present.