<p>I like to think of myself as a bit of a Bob Geldolf/Bono/Jesus figure, so here I am putting the world to rights. Let's get 500 nuggets together; half a grand; 20 ponies. Fuck I'm saintly.&nbsp;</p> <p>Invite your friends. Guilt is a great way to squeeze money from people: remind them of something bad they've done recently. Make them donate in front of you, that way they'll be worried about looking tight and give more.&nbsp;</p> <p>Suggestions for hairstyles are warmly welcomed on the facebook page. There's no need to stick to the all-over shave. Think mohawks, inverted mohawks, swear words etc.</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>