Thanks for visiting my fundraising page.
I will be going to Jail on the following trumped up false charges:
1. Lounge around on a Friday
2. Avoid emails by getting locked up
3. Scrounging a free meal you haven’t paid for
4. Hoping to finish early
5. Attention seeking like a small child
6. Alienating your friends and family by taking all the money out of their pockets
7. Feeling smug with yourself about the money you’ve raised
8. Pay your debt to the community in full
9. Attempting to make some new friends while being locked up
10. Be mad enough to get involved in this nonsense in the first place
I need you to break the bank by digging deep into your pockets to raise the BAIL MONEY which I can use to escape. All the money collected will be donated to St Luke’s Hospice.
I will be going to Jail and I need you to break the bank by digging deep into your pockets to raise the bail money which I can use to escape. All the money collected will be donated to St Luke's Hospice.
Donating through Justgiving is quick, easy and totally secure. It’s also the most efficient way to sponsor me: St Luke's Hospice (Kenton Grange) gets your money faster and, if you’re a UK taxpayer, Justgiving makes sure 25% in Gift Aid, plus a 3% supplement, are added to your donation.
So please sponsor me now!
