Anyone who knows me well knows that I like presents. A lot. But what I like even more is food. I am fortunate enough to be able to eat food whenever I want. Lots of people can't and that makes me sad. So this year I'm donating my birthday to the Colchester Food Bank and I want you to make me happy by giving my present to this brilliant organisation and making Christmas just that little bit easier for people who are struggling.

Here's how it works:

For those of you who love me dearly - You need to donate one pound for every one of my glorious years. I'll do the maths for you, that's 33 pounds each. No sharing.

For those of you who like me but not enough to get me a present - fair enough. If you'd like to give even a few pounds as a token of your appreciation that would be awesome.

For those of you who are super organised and already got me a present - fear not. Christmas is just around the corner.