Hello everyone, 

We are here today to raise awareness for something that is very close to our hearts. In the early hours of the 26th March 2015, our good friend Tom White broke his penis in a tragic accident which involved an angry vagina. Tom's penis was totally the victim in this horrible incident and we feel he deserves something back (hopefully a new penis, maybe some milk thrown in for good measure). Please please help Tom, he hasn't been himself since the incident and we fear that this will impact on his life, he is already reluctant to leave the house and we need to change this.

So please donate what you can, its going to a good cause.