I bet you would love to grab sleeping bag, chill under the stars and seek warmth in the opening of your local JD Sports while drunk students pass by and cling to their change from a drunken night out like Frodo and his ring? No? Well, these little ones have to. 

Some (not all) of them are in Bristol, no less. The most middle class, hipster city full of young professionals with more disposable income than 'retro' vinyls and plimsoles. 

Well, no more. What if I told you you had the power to make that homeless teen a chance to be a hipster and walk barefeet in an ironic way, instead of out of necessity? He/she would no longer have to wear torn clothes but still would because it is 'so retro'?

YOU CAN! Give me (or Action for Children) money and they will provide hot meals, showers, utensils and more to help get these rapscallions off our streets and into coffee shops.

In return for your hard earned cash, I (and a few colleagues) will sleep rough in Bristol and use that time to educate the homeless lads and lasses about why The Beatles are the only band they need to listen and why people that dress (and look) homeless are actually in well paying jobs and that is just what the middle class like to do now.

TLDR; Gimme money and I will sleep on the street. Maybe, just maybe, your good deed for homeless kids will get you into heaven/mecca/Hobbiton/Hogwarts etc.