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<p>G'day folks,</p>
<p>Thanks for visiting this page firstly! This run is in honour of the many people in life affected by the cancer; especially the ones I love (most recently my auntie Bett).</p>
<p>Now, if you know me you will be aware my asthma is pretty severe and I've never even completed cross country at school I was that pants at it. I go to the gym but dont do much cardio so this is gunna sting. I will be running this marathon in a pink thong (or however little attire the powers that be allow). So, if the ungodly sight of my little pink package bouncing around on the streets of foggy londaaaan town doesnt float your boat, then the tattoo'd eyes on my arse jiggling will hypnotise you into giving to the county's largest cancer research charity! BOOM</p>
<p>So whether you agree with the cause, want to see me suffer/look like a tit or just feel like giving, please donate. Whether its 10p or 10 quid it all goes to the right place.</p>
<p>Thanks for your support,</p>
<p>Cheers,</p>
<p>Dan</p>
