<p>That's right, you read correctly: my chiselled, golden sculptures of legs are being stripped of their masculine fur and being replaced with a sleek, go-faster look.</p> <p>Why? I'll be raising money for Natalie Rawnsley to take a group of under-18s with disabilities from Essex to Lourdes, in France (but you knew that) at Easter with the charity HCPT.</p> <p>In order for her to do this, all you lovely people have to do is donate a minimum of &pound;2 (but you can give as much as you want... seriously, go wild) to my JustGiving page. Or, you can give any money (from 1p to &pound;1000) to either myself or Natalie if you see us out and about.</p> <p>Our target is &pound;150, but this is by no means a maximum; the more we raise, the better the week will be.</p> <p>If, for the more sadistic amongst you, you want to watch the ritual shedding of my leg hair, watch this space: when we find a venue, on Wednesday 7th December, you will have the chance to see the... process.</p> <p>So dig deep, whack out the plastic, and get giving.</p>