As Jeremy Clarkson would say about his tame racing driver:

Some say that he is terrified of ducks and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him, and some say that he has a digital face and if he felt like it he could fire Lord (Alan) Sugar.

All we know is that he’s called our illustrious leader, Mr Andrew P Harrison (Keyline MD)

Please help me to raise £5000 for Prostate Cancer UK, and if I behave myself I might even manage to keep my job.

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