I know you know it's my birthday next Friday . . . .And I know you were all planning to lavish exotic gifts upon me, no expense spared etc. etc. 

However, please return the ipods, Vivienne Westwood handbags and solid gold bars to the ridiculously expensive outlet from which they were purchased!

Because, what I would really like is a small donation to the RSPCA. I have over 300 friends on Facebook, and if each of you donated just £1 . . . . then I would be so very happy! 

We recently just acquired our 2 new kittens from the RSPCA and they are the loveliest! The only thing I would like is for people to give a little to make sure they can continue their amazing work! 

Thanks and a very happy Birthday to me! xxx