My gorgeous boy, he really rocks, with his beautiful smile and golden locks

Friends say he looks quite girly, my heart it started sinking

Just then good causes came to mind, it really got me thinking

If I could cut a little off, for a simple small donation 

Id help a cancer unit needing funds, it'd be a real sensation! 

I'd also help Blind Veterans, soldiers who can not see

What a lovely feeling, they'd be helped by you and me

So please dig deep and for every ton, a centimetre goes 

Then Dion will be Dion..Not pretty Charlotte Rose!