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Just before Alex Cisak signed for Orient I sent a tweet saying I'd tattoo his face onto mine https://twitter.com/West_Stand_O/status/625710874385326080
The BBC took this quite literally and published this story about it: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33690479
Obviously I'm not actually going to do that, so instead I'm donating £20 for every clean sheet Alex Cisak keeps in the 2015/16 season. And I no longer speak figuratively on Twitter.