WHADDUP. Welcome to Pyrion Flax's Guide to BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF CANCER.

Everyone will be affected by cancer at some point in their lives - either directly, or through a family member or friend. It's a bastard. We need to beat the fuck out of it. I don't think anyone has a nice word to say about cancer so I'm safe ground when I say that I know you're with me in hating cancer.

We're raising money for Cancer Research. They do vital work in improving the survival rates for a wide range of cancers, as well as funding crucial testing and clinical trials as scientists work towards a cure. People threw millions at the International 4, I know you guys can throw a few bucks at, you know, a worthy cause (no offence TI4 I love you) so let's try to reach our first milestone and then push ever higher, like a runaway balloon leaving behind a tearful child. Or maybe a happier analogy that's brimming with positivity. I suck at those.