UPDATE: NEW STRETCH GOALS - I'm already going to have a terrible time, so why not make it worse for your viewing pleasure? If we hit $7,500, I will steam a plate of gross frozen veggies and eat them on stream. At $10,000, I'll spend all my MTGA wildcards while you watch. Maybe even a shoey? Who knows. You'll really have to cough up for that one, though. 

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I absolutely hate horror games; I don't understand why anyone would willingly choose to have the pants scared off them. My friend Denis Stranjak thought it would be very funny, therefore, to trick me into playing the upcoming Resident Evil game for charity.  

It's not the first time he's tricked me into doing something like this, either - here's a compilation of the times I lost my mind with fear last time it happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUB4hhgdqK8

This time, however, you're going to have to pay up if you want to watch me crap my dacks in fear while playing Resident Evil VIII. You don't get it for free this time, you jackals. We need to raise $AU5,000 for The Smith Family before I'll subject myself to this. If I'm going to suffer, it needs to be for a worthy cause.

I'll be hosting some special fundraising streams with some classic old games in the coming weeks, and if the $AU5,000 target is met, I'll be releasing stretch goals to make the experience even worse for me. You're welcome.