For reasons that are too complicated to explain, anyway I don’t’
really understand them myself, I find myself entered in the Great North Swim in June.

And the bad news doesn’t stop there – I have committed to 1 mile!

Someone asked if I was having a midlife crisis. The answer
is NO. Midlife happened such a long time ago, I can’t recall what my midlife was like. Crisis, what crisis?

But QEST is worth it, so pay up and I might tell
you how it goes!

An incentive – a case of fantastic wine. And all you have to
do is sponsor me £30 and then hazard a guess at my finish time. The closest entry wins!