Hello you gorgeous human being.  Have you lost weight?

 

As you all know, making a twat of myself is my lot in life so I thought I might as well do it publically.  On the 21st July 2012 I shall be taking part in the Rowcroft 5 mile sleepwalk with thousands of other women dressed in their pyjamas on a Saturday night.

 

Not scary enough?  How about the fact that yours truly for just a few pennies is willing to do this walk in WONDER WOMAN PYJAMAS?  Oh yes, this will really attract the drunks of Torquay baby!  

 

So dig deep and sponsor me.  You know it makes sense.  You know you want me channeling Linda Evans and getting suspect looks.

 

If that is not incentive enough, A mystery prize will be awarded to whoever makes the biggest donation.  Trust me, it's a damn good one too.  It will be very hard to part with.

 

Oh and when you donate, tick the box marked "Gift aid".  It costs you nothing but makes Cameron fork over the VAT to Rowcroft.  He doesn't need it.  It will just mean less M&S veg for him.