We're cycling the length of New Zealand. No big deal. Didn't even train for it.

Give us some cash please. You will get red hot content and behind the scenes footage of our ride. If you donate just 1p per mile you will eventually part with £20. That's agreed then - many thanks. 

If you are an insatiable miser you can go to DECIMAL PENCE PER MILE. 

0.5p per mile will feed Maurice for two weeks (£10),

0.25p per mile will give us enough (£5) to buy a pair of tights which we can use to catch eels and crabs from the lake

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It's all going to charity so don't be shy.