We’re jumping from the sky!! (With a parachute, but still...)

We realise that many of you will be under the impression this may be a fun life experience. You would be wrong. The idea is literally sickening. 

The reason for imperilling ourselves in this fashion is that our wicked* stepsister got us drunk at Christmas, and keen to steal our inheritance convinced us to jump thousands of feet from the sky with platitudes about how safe it is. (We might also be doing it for a good cause...)

On the plus side a double-sibling-skydive-homicide should ensure our posthumous fame. 

All that aside, Trinity Winchester are a great charity, doing incredible and vital work with people experiencing homelessness in Winchester. They already run great and supportive day centre space, and are currently fundraising to expand their offer to provide secure homes that will be a springboard back into accommodation for vulnerable people with experience of homelessness.

Please donate generously, SJ will be providing cake and punch based bribes.

*it is possible I am using some artistic licence here. I’ll present the facts 1) plane jumping is happening at her behest 2) she’s worked for charities all her career 3) when we were 16 she wouldn’t drink wkd blue with me even though it was my (SJ’s) birthday and I really wanted to be #cool