Help Pippa raise enough money to get out of jail!*

The crime: Singing in the office

The plea: Guilty

The evidence: The only contestant to receive a lifetime ban from “X-Factor”, Philippa’s singing in the office is seldom in tune, and can be very distracting to the other staff. People used to say it sounded like a cat drowning, until drowning cats started complaining about the comparison.

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*Every penny raised from Pippa's Jail & Bail fundraising will be going to Weldmar Hospicecare, enabling them to provide specialist end of life care for Dorset adults with a life limiting illness, and support for their families.