Corey Does a Cage Fight

Ultra MMA · 19 May 2018
Whilst I was planning to drip-feed hints of my up-coming event like a pasty Beyonce, I'm gonna jump right on it with the announcement:
I, Corey Soper, Head of History, Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast and man of peace, am going to take part in a Mixed Martial Arts cage fight on the 19th of May for Cancer Research. This will be a fight against an actual man who is probably a nut-case because he signs up for cage-fights for fun. And I'm going to fucking win.
Your job is to throw money at cancer so that all the black eyes and concussion are worth it.
If you've ever really, really wanted to watch a man kick me, there will also be tickets available for you to see the event - more on this later - and all proceeds will go to charity.
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