Hi, my name is Devon Berrington. Many of you will know me as the bubbly, smiling face that you see around town. But behind the smiles and under my wavy garms there is hair, hair that is not wanted and that must be ridden.

Ever since I hit puberty and became a man I've often dreamed of being hairless and supple once again. However, sadly I am too poor to fund this £65 for a back sack and crack. That's where you come in. I think I have at least 20 'friends' or people that might like me and I beg of you to please donate £3 each, then I can complete my lifelong dream to return to the hairless baby I once was.