I WANT YA MONEY..

you may be asking why i decided to do the london to brighton bike ride in aid of the british heart foundation.. 2 reasons.

..1..put ya hand on ya chest, better still, put it on a love ones or ya childs chest.. feel the bump de bump?.. now think about if that bump de bump stopped or went, bump bump de burp. it hurts to think about it, doesnt it

...2.. i wasnt allowed to dress in pink and run around mote park to raise cash for the 2 bouncy things i love. so i thought i would raise cash for the important body part next to them.

so please donate some cash, and if giving to a good cause isnt good enough reason.. think of me sweating (im good at leaking from my skin), think of the suffering i will be causing to others by way of body odour.. think of the other people all squeezed together in stationary queues, think of all that lycra in such a tight space..think that if i reach my target.. i will be wearing my spangly shiney thong that i won out of a crimbo cracker..

please please pledge some cash.. i so need an excuse to shave my body (hairy bum and thong dont mix).. cheers