The licensing act of 2003 states, and I quote

“It is illegal to knowingly sell alcohol, or attempt to sell alcohol, to a person who is drunk”

Unfortunately it doesn’t mention anything about bar staff signing people up to dangle on a rope off a very, VERY tall building (thanks Linda).

So it would appear I will be abseiling down the Spinnaker Tower in Portsmouth on March 18th for The Princess Alice Hospice. This is a fantastic organisation that I’m proud to support so I’d really appreciate it if anyone can pledge some sponsorship for this ridiculous deed.

I read on the Spinnaker Tower’s webpage that from the height we’re abseiling you can see for twenty-three miles, therefore logic would suggest that anyone in the Winchester, Petersfield or Bognor areas with a powerful enough telescope will be able to watch me produce a ninety-six metre skid mark down the side of this beautiful piece of modern architecture.

Even better though, why not come down to Gunwharf Quays to watch me and the other eleven idiots from the pub who are going to be doing this.  The plan is that we do the abseiling in the morning, go and change our pants then we’re all off to watch the last three games of this years Six Nations in the pub and get absolutely f*cking tw*tted.